I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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Sixty... eight

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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Anti Joke

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