- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

batman farted so hes retarded

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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