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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Girls Lacrosse.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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