- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

How High is a Chinese man

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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