- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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