- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Your girlfriend.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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