Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

White men's rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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