Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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