- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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