- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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