Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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