Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

I wrote a funny joke.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

One, two, three, four and five

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

I'm Coming

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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