Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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