What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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