- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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