What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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