Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Women.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

run farther?

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Asian women drivers...

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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