One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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