- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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