Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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