- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

women's rights.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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