So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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