- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

guess what what that wasnt it

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What do you call two dog? dogs

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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