How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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