There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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aodhan hearty

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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