- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Dead girls can't say no.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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