Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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