- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

a black man walks out of popeyes

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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