Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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