Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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