- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

oh hey.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Charlie Sheen is winning

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Knock knock! Just kidding.

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