Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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quantum physics?

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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womans having rights.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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