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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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