- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

A Duck walks into a bar.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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