what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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