- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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