Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

what is 3+3= 8

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

hi michael

pull my finger (farts)

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What's stupid a light bulb.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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