- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

A guy walks into a bar

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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