roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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