- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Black people.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What's 9 + 10 19

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

The lion swallowed his pride.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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