a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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sky silverstein

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Anti Joke

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