Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

You know what's funny? Rape

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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