- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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