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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What's a good joke? Not this one.

the WNBA.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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