- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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