- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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