Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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pull my finger (farts)

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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