why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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