Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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