What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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poopy is poopy

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Half life 3 confirmed

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Anti Joke

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