- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why didn't he finish his

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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