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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

I named my son ps2 controller

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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