Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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a black man pays his child support

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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