- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

my wife out of the kitchen

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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