- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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