Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

You idiot.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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