a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

united we sit, cause we're fat

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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