- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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