- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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