- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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