- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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