- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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