Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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womens rights.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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