whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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miha kako si?

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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