What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

a black man walks out of popeyes

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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