- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

womans rights...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Paper or plastic? Yes...

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