- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What's blue? The sky.

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