- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

I walk into a bar...

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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