Dude man, I'm high...

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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No soup for you!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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