What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Your Mom

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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