- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Your sex life.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Cheese

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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