- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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