- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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