What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What fires shots? A gun

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Obama = ebola

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Christ is a conspiracy

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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