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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

So a seal walks into a club.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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