- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Fine, ladies first.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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