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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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