- Anti Joke

"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2