- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Sir, your wife is dead

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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