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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

who is not good looking? mon morello

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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