- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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