Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

my penis

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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