- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Women's rights.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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