knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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