- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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