The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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I'm tired.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Albino African Americans

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the economy.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Anti Joke

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