- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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