- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

You're a big fat monkey.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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