- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

How do you scare a black man? You dont

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Male leadership.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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