- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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