How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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