- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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