- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

a black man walks out of popeyes

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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