What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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