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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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