-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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