- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What has two legs? Half a cat

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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