Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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SHUT UP JP

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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