- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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