- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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