- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

And Stephen Hawking said.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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