A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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