what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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