Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

my egg roll

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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