- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

All of these jokes are about white people

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's long and black The unemployment line

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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