- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

women's rights.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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