Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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