Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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