- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why are white people white? I don't know

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What do you call two dog? dogs

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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I'm rick james bitch

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

I asked her where you were.

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