- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What fires shots? A gun

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Christ is a conspiracy

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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