- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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