- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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