what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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