- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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