Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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