Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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