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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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