Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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