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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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