An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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The global news

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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hey guys im gay

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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