- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

The chickens have become self-aware!

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.