steven hawking walks into a bar

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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