- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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