- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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