What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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#Getweird

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Where's my baby??

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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