- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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