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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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