A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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it was all Tagart

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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