- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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