Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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