- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

anti jokes are really funny

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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