Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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