Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What is 9+10? 19

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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