Why did the boy fall off the swing?

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Boob

can you touch your toes? no

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

dat shoe shine tho

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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