- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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