- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Dude man, I'm high...

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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