A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Lololol

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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