- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

your face

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

And you honored it I see :P

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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