- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

i dont fisish anythi

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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