why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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womens rights

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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The Big Band Theory

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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