- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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