What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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a man makes a bad joke

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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