- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Hey how is your wife and my kids

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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