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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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