Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Fat? Jesse Z

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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