- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

you see theres this guy.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

And you honored it I see :P

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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