Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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