What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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* anti-punchline

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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woman's rights

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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