Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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