- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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