- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

And you honored it I see :P

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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