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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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