- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

I enjoy Popcorn

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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