- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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