- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Sloths

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I named my son ps2 controller

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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