rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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