What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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