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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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