- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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