- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and slow Grass.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

A pope meets another one

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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