A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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