- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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