Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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roses are red violets should be purple

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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