- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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