What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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