Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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