- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

if you are reading this your wasting your time

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Neither have I

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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