Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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dead dibbs

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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black people swimming

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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