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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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