A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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