- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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