Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Anti Joke

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