- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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