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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

I asked her where you were.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Your Mum is soo fat.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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