Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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