- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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