What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Take part of what?

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

how do you win a game try your best

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

I killed someone on minecraft.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

kieran is a homosexual

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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