Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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