- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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