- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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