- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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