rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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