- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

9/11 my birthday

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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