- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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