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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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