- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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