Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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