- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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