What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

your face

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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