- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

No it doesnt..

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

4 hours later.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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