What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

one stop shop

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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