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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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