Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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A van drives into a car.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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