- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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