- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What rhymes with milk...milf

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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