What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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