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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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