Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What would u like to drink?

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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