- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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