- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Horse with a chair on his head.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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