what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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your face

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Weaner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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