- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Pickles are moist.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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