- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

You know what's funny? A well told joke

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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