what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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watch me nae nae

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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