- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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