What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Chlamydia

European on my shoes, buddy.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What would u like to drink?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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