- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

I walk into a bar...

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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