What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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