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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

A Chinese man fails a math test

Click here to end the world.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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