Knock knock... Home invasion

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

can you touch your toes? no

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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