'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Obama lin Baden.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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bite me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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