what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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karn chevalier

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justin beiber sucks

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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anti jokes are for fags

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Albino African Americans

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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