Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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