what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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