- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Nero, sure you are okay?

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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