Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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