what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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