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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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