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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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