- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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