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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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womens rights

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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