"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Okay.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Ms Leong Sux

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...