- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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