How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Diarrhea

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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womans having rights.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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