- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

what's funny about war? nothing!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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