roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Cripples are lame.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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that wall over there ->

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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YOU

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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anti jokes are really funny

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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