What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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don't read this

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