whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

you see theres this guy.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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