- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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