A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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