- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

This sentence is a lie.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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