What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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