an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

I'm Coming

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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