what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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men's rights activists

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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