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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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