What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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What's blue? The sky.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What is the difference?

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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