Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Knock Knock Come in

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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