Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

one stop shop

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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