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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

you gay?

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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