- Anti Joke

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe