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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

quantum physics?

womans having rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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