Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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