Christ is a conspiracy

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

No it doesnt..

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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