- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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