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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

what do you call a black chef glendon

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

A van drives into a car.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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