- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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