- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Roses are red, yup.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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