what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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