civil rights

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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A American seeking into mexico

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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