Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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