Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Anti Joke

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