- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

quantum physics?

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

knock,knock you suck

Who is Dank? A: Billal

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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