- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

a chinese man pays the full price

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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