Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

what is red and smells like paint red paint

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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