- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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