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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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