What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

What's big and messy? A big mess

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

Whats black and gay? Obama

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

Denard Robinson

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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