Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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