A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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rarw

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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