- Anti Joke

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

knock knock come in

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

The cream, it is coming

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.