What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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girls basketball

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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#Getweird

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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