What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

The cream, it is coming

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Who wants water? I do.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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