Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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