- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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