Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

white or wheat? wheat please.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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