- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why didn't he finish his

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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