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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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