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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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