Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Tall asians

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Knock Knock.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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