Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Massie is a fatass

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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