- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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