If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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