Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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