- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

And Stephen Hawking said.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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