What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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