a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Lindsay Lohan

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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