- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

WOw you have no life

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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