- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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