- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Where's my tractor?

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

A woman walks into a bar.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?