- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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