- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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