- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Thats what she said

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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