Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

The holocaust

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Yanter, Look it up

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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