Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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