- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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