- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No