Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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