What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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women's rights

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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