#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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