- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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