- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Guest what in the butt

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Wait! hundred billions!

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

joe diragi whacks off his dog

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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