What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Where's my baby??

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Balls

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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