Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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