Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

civil rights

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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