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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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