Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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