sucks Syntax...

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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