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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Call of Duty is a good game.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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