- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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