- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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