- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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