Fat? Jesse Z

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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