- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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