white or wheat? wheat please.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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