why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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what are you mike bibby?

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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And you honored it I see :P

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Anti Joke

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