- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

i like it in the mouth

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Racial equality.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

aodhan hearty

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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