Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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