- Anti Joke

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

SHUT UP JP

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed