What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

eoin burgin is fat

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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