- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Male leadership.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

matt is fat

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