- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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