Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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