- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

watch me nae nae

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

you see theres this guy.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Your're racist.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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