roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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