What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Everybody will die

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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