Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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