Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Obama lin Baden.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

whats green and lives in the water

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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