- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Barack Obama

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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