What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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No

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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