Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Homo say what?

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hi jonny

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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