- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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