What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Justin Bieber

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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