Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Bob Saget that is all

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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eoin burgin is fat

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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