How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Racial equality.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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Flowers are colors Love me

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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