- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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