Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Anti Joke

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