Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Barack Obama

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

I put my baby in a microwave.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

what are you mike bibby?

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

an ethopian thanksgiving

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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