Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Sixty... eight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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