- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Pain Olympics.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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