What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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whats 2+2? 4

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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