- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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These Jokes suck.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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