- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

9/11

National security?

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

How old are you? 7

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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