I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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