Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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