- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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