A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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