What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

You know whats better than 24? 25

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Your Mother

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Bob Saget that is all

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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