Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

If life hands you lemons Take them

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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