Knock Knock Come in.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

CHEEZECAKE

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

I love you very much.

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

youre gay

The government makes a good decision

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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