- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

knock knock go away

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

blubber vaginass CC

Women's rights

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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