- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

George W. Bush

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

You.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What's in there? Get outta there...

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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