- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Global Warming.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

George W. Bush

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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