- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

French people.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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