How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

thumb_up thumb_down -10

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Knock knock, come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

thumb_up thumb_down -12

ASSCHEEKS

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

youre gay

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

thumb_up thumb_down +49

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops