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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A fish walks into a bar

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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knock knock go away

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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A scottish man having fun

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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