Women's rights

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

You.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

Why did the woman die Because she was old

What's in there? Get outta there...

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

balls in ya mouf

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

Guess what? Chicken butt

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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