Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

So a seal walks into a club...

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

An iguana walks out of a bar

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

tim tebow is a great quarterback

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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