whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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