what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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