What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Kenny G

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NEVER

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Asians...

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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