- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

A black man killed someone

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Scott

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

If life hands you lemons Take them

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