Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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