- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

If life hands you lemons Take them

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

knock knock go away

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

You.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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