- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

France never surrender.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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