What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Kate

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Scott

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to see a bad joke look above

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Asians...

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The WNBA.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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