Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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CHEEZECAKE

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I like jokes.

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ASSCHEEKS

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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