Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Carlton

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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A fish walks into a bar

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