What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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apple pie.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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P0P T4Rt

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Anti Joke

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