What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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BIG PENIS

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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