In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

Liars go to hell! -God

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

This is not a joke.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

An Amish walks into Best Buy

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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