Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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I love you very much.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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youre gay

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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The government makes a good decision

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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