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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

So a seal walks into a club...

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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