Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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why did the chicken cross the road

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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A man walks into a bar.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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A scottish man having fun

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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