Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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A joke

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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blubber vaginass CC

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Global Warming.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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I Love Hitler.

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You.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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