What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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balls in ya mouf

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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youre gay

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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