- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

Roses are red Violets are blue

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

balls in ya mouf

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

Liars go to hell! -God

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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