What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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I'm Spartacus

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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