- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

What what In the butt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Ruller

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

If life hands you lemons Take them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

knock knock go away

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