How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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I can't see my forehead

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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