Wanna hear a joke? No.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

Women's rights.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

A man walks into a bar.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Global Warming.

Chuck Norris died.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

I am the sun. You are the moon.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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