- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

A man walks into a bar.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

The WNBA.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

Dallas Cowboys

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

The Aristocrats

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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