whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Ruller

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Kenny G

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

A joke

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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