A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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knock knock go away

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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I Love Hitler.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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ASSCHEEKS

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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