The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Ruller

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Kenny G

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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A joke

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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