"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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youre gay

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Kate

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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