How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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Liars go to hell! -God

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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This is not a joke.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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