why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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I love you very much.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Kate

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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BIG PENIS

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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