- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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