How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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A scottish man having fun

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The jets are a good team..

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Women's rights

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Is Carly smart? No.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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