wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Robin, get in the car.

A fish walks into a bar

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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