What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Ruller

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

A man walks into a bar.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Turtles

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

The WNBA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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