What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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George W. Bush

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