tim tebow is a great quarterback

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

women's rights

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

If life hands you lemons Take them

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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