Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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guess what?

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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