A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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