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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

if you are reading this your wasting your time

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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