Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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what is 3+3= 8

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Gay rights.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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