Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Justin Beiber

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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