an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

whats green and lives in the water

Obama lin Baden.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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