- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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