ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

A bar walks into a man

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Why did the fish fly It didn't

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