What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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hey guys im gay

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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