Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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