- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

mexicans fishing

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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