- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Anti Jokes = Drained

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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