- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What's your blood type? Red.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

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