How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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