If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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so the weather's nice...

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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