- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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