- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Flowers are colors Love me

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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