Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Chlamydia

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Please ignore this statement.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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