what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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