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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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