How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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