- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Knock knock It's open, come in

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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