What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Cripples are lame.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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What is the difference?

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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