- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

you see theres this guy.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

someone called someone else a frog

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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