- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Massie is a fatass

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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