- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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