when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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