What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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