How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Shltskc gw? G

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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