- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

an ethopian thanksgiving

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

baloney sandwich

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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