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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

I'm tired.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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