Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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