What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Fat people

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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