- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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