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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Women deserve equal rights.

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