Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Anti Joke

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