- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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