- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Take part of what?

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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