Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

You are joking right?

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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