- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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