- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

i'm hard

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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