- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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