- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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