- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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