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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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