Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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