- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Women's Rights

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

Jack Stevens

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.