yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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