- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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