- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

matt is fat

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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