Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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