- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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