- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

So FDR walks into a bar.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Manchester City

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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