- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my gramma died

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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