- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Albino African Americans

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Face Hunter is scum

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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