- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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