- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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