Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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read this sentence again.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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