- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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