why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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