Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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