- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

hers a joke... japanese people

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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