Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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