What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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