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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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