One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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