- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Barack Obama

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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