- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

i dont fisish anythi

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

knock knock who's there? faith

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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