- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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