Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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mexicans fishing

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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