- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

My spelling is horrible

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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