Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Obama = ebola

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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