Chlamydia

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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hey hey apple

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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