- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Thats what she said

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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