- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

you dint have to be a jew matt

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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