Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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