Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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HURT

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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