- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

America

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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