okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Niall Horan

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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