We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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