Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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