- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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