Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Balls

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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