- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

knock knock come in !

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

How about that airline food?

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