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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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