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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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