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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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