- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Your face

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Kevin and Ramin

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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