- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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