- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

haha black people :D

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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