Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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