- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

i hate non minorities!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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