A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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