What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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