I walk into a bar...

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

yolo your orange looks orange

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Knock knock! Just kidding.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

your mama's so fat... that's it

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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