- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Roses are red.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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