DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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