i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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dead dibbs

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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black people swimming

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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dallen loves penis

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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