- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Racial equality.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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