- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

the economy.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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