- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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