Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Anti Joke

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