- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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