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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Gustavo Andrade

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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