- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Balls

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Charlie Sheen is winning

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