Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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