No your aunties a joke

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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