- Anti Joke

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

If you're reading this, you can read.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

what do you call a black chef glendon

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

roses are black violets are black i am blind