- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Once upon a time, The end.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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