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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

Why didn't he finish his

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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