A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Anti Joke

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