Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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