- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

The weels on the bus go...flat

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