- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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