A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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What would u like to drink?

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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