- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

And Stephen Hawking said.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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