Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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