Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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HURT

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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