- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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