- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Whats worse than a joke? This

Women's Rights..

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Tony Romo

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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