Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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