- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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