- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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