- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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