Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

womans rights...

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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