Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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