- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

you gay?

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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