Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Charlie Sheen is winning

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

The FCC

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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