Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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