What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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