- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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