- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

Did you know? . You already know!

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Do you play piano? No

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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