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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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