- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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