- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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