- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

I work at jcpenny

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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