- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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