- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Two baby seals walk into a club.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

No your aunties a joke

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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