- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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