Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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