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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Knock knock Fuck off!

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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