Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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