Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What's one plus one? two.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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