- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

eat a hot dog

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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