- Anti Joke

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.