- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

what do you call a black chef glendon

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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