- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Julian Ha.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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