want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

u know whats a crime? rape

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

sweating like antoni with a girl

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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