- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

BIG MAC'S

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??