Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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