- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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