- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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