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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.