What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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snowglobe

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Balls

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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