What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A fat guy!

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Diarrhea

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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