Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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WILLYS

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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