- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

No your aunties a joke

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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