Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Trump will make America great again.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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