- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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