- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

autsim

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Face Hunter is scum

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??