- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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