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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

how do you win a game try your best

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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