What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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