are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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