Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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