- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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