Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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why dont they make black forks

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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What's worse than this That :(

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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My spelling is horrible

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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