- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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