- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

knock knock Dave's not here.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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