SHUT UP JP

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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kennah campion when she talks

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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bite me

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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