Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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