- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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