The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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