- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

I have a horse.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__