- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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