- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Pickles are moist.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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