What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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test

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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