Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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ure mama's so fat

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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