why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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how do you win a game try your best

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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