- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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