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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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