What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Ol-ive

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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