What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

im not black, im Joseph Kony

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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