What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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dallen loves penis

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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