- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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