- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Knock knock It's open, come in

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

G:nock nock B:come in!

The Big Band Theory

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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