Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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