- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

4 hours later.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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