Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What what In the butt

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Rick Perry.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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