Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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BIG PENIS

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What's 9 +10 19

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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does this look unsure to you?

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Nickelback

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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