How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Asians...

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Turtles

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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A joke

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The WNBA.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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knock knock go away

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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You.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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