- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

The WNBA.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Dallas Cowboys

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

The Aristocrats

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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