black people. that is all...

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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chuck norris

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Womens Sports

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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