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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Asians...

If life hands you lemons Take them

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

knock knock go away

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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