- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

womens rights

the cow goes moo

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Obama

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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