- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

womens rights

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

A man walks into a bar.

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