- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

So a seal walks into a club...

So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

the cow goes moo

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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