Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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knock knock go away

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Dallas Cowboys

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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