Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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George W. Bush

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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