women's rights

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Women's rights

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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You.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

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