What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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your all shit at jokes

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Women's rights

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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