Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Kenny G

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

tim tebow is a great quarterback

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

American healthcare.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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