A black guy walks in to a bar.

A black man killed someone

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

George W. Bush

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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