Liars go to hell! -God

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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That's unfortunate.

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

youre gay

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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