Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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