Johnny just finished his pie.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Winking at old people

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I love you very much.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Five guys one rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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