Johnny just finished his pie.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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CHEEZECAKE

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Anti jokes are funny

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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