If life hands you lemons Take them

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

George W. Bush

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

knock knock go away

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

Knock Knock Come in.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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