- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

What's red and silly? A blood clot

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

A fish walks into a bar

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

A man walks into a bar.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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