A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Asians...

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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