- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

The government makes a good decision

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Knock Knock Come in!

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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