Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

Ben is gay

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What what In the butt

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Kenny G

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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