Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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