Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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The Aristocrats

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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France never surrender.

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balls in ya mouf

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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