"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

BIG PENIS

why did the chicken cross the road

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

A man walks into a bar.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

A scottish man having fun

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

George W. Bush

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