Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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