why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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womens rights

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Goat balls.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Rick Perry.

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