We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

Guess what? Chicken butt

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

I can't see my forehead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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