Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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I'm Spartacus

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Carlton

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Anti Joke

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