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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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P0P T4Rt

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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