So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

1+1= 69

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

69

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

So a baby seal walks into a club.

A black man killed someone

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Lockerbie bombing

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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