What what In the butt

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Dani Barton = Stupid

George W. Bush

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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