Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

Liars go to hell! -God

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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