Knock Knock Come in.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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