- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

Knock knock, come in.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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