Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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