-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

You.

apple pie.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

P0P T4Rt

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

I like jokes.

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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