- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

I can't see my forehead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

A black guy walks in to a bar.

A black man killed someone

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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