Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

A black man killed someone

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

A man walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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