What what In the butt

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Scott

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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women's rights

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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