Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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