Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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George W. Bush

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Dallas Cowboys

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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balls in ya mouf

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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P0P T4Rt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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