What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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apple pie.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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