- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

The Morman Religion.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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