Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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