I was watching Fox news.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What's big and purple? Barney

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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How about that airline food?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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You are joking right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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