- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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