- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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