- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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