- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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