roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Do the roar!

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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so...um, yeah

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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