- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Who does creatine? James Cornish

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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