- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

knock knock who's there ?

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

baloney sandwich

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!