- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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