Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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