- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

I put my baby in a microwave.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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