Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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