One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Nobody cares maddie!

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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