- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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