Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Jack Stevens

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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