A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

say it ten times fast: oh

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

have you ever had african food? neither have they

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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