- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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