What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

cory is gay

Denard Robinson

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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