- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Knock knock Fuck off!

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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