- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Balls

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

I am quite mature.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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