- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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