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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A van drives into a car.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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