What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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