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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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