- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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