What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Barack Obama

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

An orphan falls off a cliff.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

BIG MAC'S

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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