-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

You idiot.

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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