What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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