What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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