- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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