Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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cory is gay

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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