- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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