- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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