- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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