- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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