Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Sixty... eight

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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