Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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