- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

kieran is a homosexual

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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