- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

joe galasso from plainview ny

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

My Nan, that is all.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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