Cat ate a battery, did volts.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Long joke Your such a downey

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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