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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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