Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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