Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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