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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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