- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What is the difference?

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

A baby seal walks into a club.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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