Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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