Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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