- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

This is an anti-joke.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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