A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Poop.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Go away still nothing to see

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here kitty kitty

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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