what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Christ is a conspiracy

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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