- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

rent a cops

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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