- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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