- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

penis. nuff said.

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