- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

penis in the camel

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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