- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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