What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Why didn't he finish his

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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