- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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