- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Knock Knock. Come in.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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