Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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