Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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