red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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