Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

A man did not like this site

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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