- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Where's the soap?

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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