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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

hi jonny

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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