- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Whats cold and frozen? ice

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