- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Cheese

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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