A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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