- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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