knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Massie is a fatass

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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