Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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outside your comfort zone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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