- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

women rights

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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