- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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