A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Racial equality.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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I have a really funny joke.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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