- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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