Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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womans having rights.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Anti Joke

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