- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

AIDS

knock knock whos there open open who the door

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