Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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that wall over there ->

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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