Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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