- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

SHUT UP JP

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

YOU

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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