- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Thats what she said

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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