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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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