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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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