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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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