Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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