- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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