- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

And you honored it I see :P

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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