whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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haha

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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