- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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