How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Why didn't he finish his

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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