- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

sucks Syntax...

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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