- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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