Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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I am dyslexic

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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