- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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