- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat guy!

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

9/11 my birthday

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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