- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What's 1+1? 69.

Yellow People !!

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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