- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

If life gives you lemonade.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What does two plus two equal? 4

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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