- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Death by kayak

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Pickles are powerful

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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