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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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