What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How high is the sky? True or False

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

A Duck walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Neither did she.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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