- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Please ignore this statement.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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