- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Black people in Camden NJ.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

i'm hard

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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