- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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