- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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