- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Chuck Norris.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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