What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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