- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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