what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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why dont they make black forks

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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