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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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