Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Mooses

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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