- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Whats 1+1? window!

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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