- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

the economy.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??