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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

you see theres this guy.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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