Massie is a fatass

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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