- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Racial equality.

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