- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Women's Rights

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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