What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

i wonder who made this website? a human

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

I wrote a funny joke.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

I'm Coming

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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