Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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