Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

hi mom

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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