A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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poopy is poopy

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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