- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Tony Romo

Tunechi

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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