- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

eoin burgin is fat

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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