What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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