- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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