- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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