- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

hi mom

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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