- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

your mama's so fat... that's it

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What do black people eat? Food.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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