- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??