- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Knock Knock Come in

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

G:nock nock B:come in!

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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