The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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cory is gay

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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