according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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i dont fisish anythi

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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