- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

I enjoy Popcorn

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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