what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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I'm homeless.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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No your aunties a joke

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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