Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

your face

Justin Beiber is a good singer

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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