- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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