- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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