- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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