roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

girls basketball

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

The FCC

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

I am quite mature.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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