- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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