If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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