- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Women outside of the kitchen.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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