- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Where's my baby??

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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