A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Weaner

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

your face

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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