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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Male leadership.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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