Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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