Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Please don't shoot me

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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