- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What does two plus two equal? 4

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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