have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Guest what in the butt

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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America

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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