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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

men's rights activists

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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