- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

you gay?

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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