Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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