- Anti Joke

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

whats green and lives in the water

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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