- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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