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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

A Duck walks into a bar.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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