- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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