- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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