What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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