- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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