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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

How old are you? 7

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Christ is a conspiracy

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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