- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

A dyslexic blind man

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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