What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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