Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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4-4-2

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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Anti Joke

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