Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Your're racist.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

baloney sandwich

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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