Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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