Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

HELLO EVERYONE

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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