- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Detroit has a low crime rate

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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