- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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