- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

can you touch your toes? no

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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