Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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