Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Your mother just died.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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