A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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