- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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