Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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