- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

woman's rights

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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