- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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