- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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