A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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