- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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