- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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