- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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