A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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