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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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