What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

my wife out of the kitchen

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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