Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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