- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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