- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Women's rights

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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