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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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