- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

the sky is green no it is not

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

How High is a Chinese man

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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