- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

knock knock Dave's not here.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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