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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

My Nan, that is all.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Knock, Knock Come in

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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