- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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