- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What do you call an amazing person Good

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

pobody's nerfect

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What is the difference?

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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