- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What's funny? Women's rights.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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