- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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