- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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