- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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