What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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