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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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What's worse than this That :(

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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