Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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deez nuts

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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