- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

BIG MAC'S

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Once upon a time a was born

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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