- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

My children are mistakes

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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