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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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