- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Okay.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Communism hehe xd

what are you mike bibby?

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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