- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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