- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Continents are large islands.

This is a joke.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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