What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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