Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Justin Bieber

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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