- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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