- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Whats brown and smells bad poo

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