Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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