Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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Anti Joke

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