Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Caolan and Eamon

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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