- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

eat a hot dog

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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