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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Please ignore this statement.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Jesus Christ

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