- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What's big and purple? Barney

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

How about that airline food?

You are joking right?

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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