- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

I'm homeless.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Massie is a fatass

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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