Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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baloney sandwich

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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