Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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the WNBA.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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