- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Two women were sitting quietly.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Ain't idn't a word.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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