You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

A guy at a baseball game....

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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