- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Good afternoon.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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