When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Two women were sitting quietly.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

the game

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

I wrote a funny joke.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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