- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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