- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

womens rights.

What's your blood type? Red.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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