- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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