123 f*ck off

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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