- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

eoin burgin is fat

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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