- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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