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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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