He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

womans rights...

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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