If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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