an ethopian thanksgiving

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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roses are red violets should be purple

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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