- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

someone called someone else a frog

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

you see theres this guy.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

jews

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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