What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Kameron Brown is gay.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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