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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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