- Anti Joke

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.