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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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