- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

womens rights

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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