I was watching Fox news.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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