- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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