- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

I asked her where you were.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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