- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

I enjoy Popcorn

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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