what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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women's rights.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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