- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

baloney sandwich

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Your're racist.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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