- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why didn't he finish his

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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