- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals