What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

race-car = rac-ecar

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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