- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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