what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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