What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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