What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

A russian gives away vodka.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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