- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

You know what's funny? Rape

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

No your aunties a joke

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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