- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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