"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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#Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Catherine of Aragon was one. # She failed to give him a son #He had to ask her for a divorce. #That broke her poor heart of course. #Young Anne Boleyn, she was two #Had a daughter, the best she could do #He said she flirted with some other man #And off with the chop, went dear Anne! #Lovely Jane Seymour was three! #The love of his lifetime indeed! #She gave him a son #Little Price Ed #Then poor old Jane...went and dropped dead! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! #He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Anne of Cleeves came at four #He fell for the portrait he saw! #But laid eyes on her face, and cried #SHE'S A HORSE! I MUST HAVE ANOTHER DIVORCE! #Catherine Howard was five #A child of nineteen, so alive #She flirted with others, no way to behave #The AXE sent young Cath to her grave! #Catherine Parr, she was last #By then all his best days were past #He lay on his death bed, aged just fifty-five! #Lucky Catherine- the last stayed alive! #I mean, how unfair! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #You could say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! And the moral of the story is: Never buy a car without knowing it's background.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Where's my tractor?

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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