- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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