whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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