Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Golf.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Hail Hitler

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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