what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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