Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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