how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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