What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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