- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

it was all Tagart

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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