Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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knock knock come in !

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Anti Joke

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