- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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