- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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