what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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