Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Chuck Norris.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Granny porn!

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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