- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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