What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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