Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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