- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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