- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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