- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What comes after Friday? A ?.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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