knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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