- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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