Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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