- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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