- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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