- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

AIDS

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

So a horse walks into a barn.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??