- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What rhymes with milk...milf

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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