Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Large 4

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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