2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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su algato es en fuego

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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