- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

i hate non minorities!

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

all the kids had fun

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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