- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

This is a joke.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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