- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Well this is pointless.....

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