- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

a chinese man pays the full price

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

so the weather's nice...

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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