what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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