- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Face Hunter is scum

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

If life gives you lemonade.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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