What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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cory is gay

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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Anti Joke

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