What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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