- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

hers a joke... japanese people

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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