Black people stink of shite!

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Women's Rights

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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