- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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