why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

A man was shot. He died.

I'm hungry.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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