Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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