- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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