- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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