- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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