What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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