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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Sixty... eight

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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