- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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