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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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