- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

This is a joke.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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