Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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www.xnxx.com

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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