Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Knock knock Go away

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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A shark ate your mom

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Anti Joke

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