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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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