- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

this website is a bad joke

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

my gramma died

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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