- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

haha black people :D

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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