- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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