Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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