What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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