- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

matt is fat

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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