How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

All of these jokes are about white people

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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