- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

A guy walks into a bar

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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