What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

that wall over there ->

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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