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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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