- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

here's a joke... the american education society

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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