Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

silver bullet?

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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