- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Anti Jokes = Drained

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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