- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Your girlfriend.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What's up? Your time.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Who is big and stupid My brother

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