- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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