Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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One, two, three, four and five

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I'm Coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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