A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Rylan Clark

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

a black man walks out of popeyes

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Your face

what is worse than a guy pissed?

robin, get in the car.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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