- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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