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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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