I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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What is life? Paul.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Small Penis.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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