- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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