- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Click here to end the world.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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