- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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