Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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