- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Hello.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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