- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

NEVER

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

an american walks out of a strip club.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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