What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Cripples are lame.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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