- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Roses are red.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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