*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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