- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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