can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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