- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

taking out the trash... at night

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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