- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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