What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Japan

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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