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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

what is 3+3= 8

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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