- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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