Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What hurts like hell? HELL

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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