- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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