What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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