- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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