- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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