Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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