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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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