Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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women's rights.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Happy Monday!

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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America

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