Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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