- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What is life? Paul.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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