- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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