- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Refridgerator.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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