Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

mitchell palmer sucks

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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