yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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dat shoe shine tho

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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