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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

My spelling is horrible

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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