- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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