A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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