Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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