- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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