The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

one stop shop

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Women's professional sports

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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