Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Boxing on Boxing Day

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

3021 North Broadway Avenue

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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