Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Penis

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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knock knock come in !

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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