- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

your life

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Eric is gay Ha

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