How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Anti Joke

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