- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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