what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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dat shoe shine tho

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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