- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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