Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Blacks

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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