What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Jovan

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Racial Equality

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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