- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

the economy.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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