- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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