- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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