- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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