Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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hi michael

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