- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

No antijoke here.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock. Its open.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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