- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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