- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

The Big Band Theory

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

THe Election

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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