How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

charlie sheen

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Tunechi

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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