- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

knock knock who's there? faith

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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