So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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