- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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