- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Dislike if you are a prostitute

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

it was all Tagart

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Dwarf Shortage

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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