A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Cripples are lame.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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What is the difference?

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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