- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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