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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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