- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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