- Anti Joke

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.