- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Penis

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Alright then, call me sometime then.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

John lazzaro likes dick

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

H o m o comes out as homo

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Poker? I barely even know her.

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