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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Black people in Camden NJ.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

knock knock? come in

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.