why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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