A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Your sex life.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Cheese

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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