Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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