What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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