A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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