- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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