- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Patriarchy.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

what are you mike bibby?

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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