An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Hail Hitler

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Roses are red.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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THe Election

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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