- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Knock, knock. Come in.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Knock knock Go away

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