Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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i'm hard

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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