- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Obama lin Baden.

What fires shots? A gun

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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