Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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How old are you? 7

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Jack Stevens

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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