- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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