Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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