- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

You're welcome. On to the next house.

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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