- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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