- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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