What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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