Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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