how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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