A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Adam Chebali is awesome

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Your life

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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