- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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