What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Jordan is pregant

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

tea with milk?

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

hi dave

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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