- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

knock knock who's there ?

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Alchohol.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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