What is worse than torture? Not much.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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ewrg

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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