- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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