Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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