- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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