- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

A van drives into a car.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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