How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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