- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Why are white people white? I don't know

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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