What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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