- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What is 9+10? 19

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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