- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

sky silverstein

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

run farther?

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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