- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

one stop shop

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

I like that, but why am I happy?

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