How do you kill a black man There is many ways

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Kameron Brown is gay.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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