Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Anti Joke

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