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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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