- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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