- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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