What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

what came first the chicken or the chips

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Mooses

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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