What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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