- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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