- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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