- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Double-whammy

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

A boy with red hair is happy.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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