- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

matt is fat

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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