- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

No your aunties a joke

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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