- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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