- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Massie is a fatass

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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