Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

why did katy fall off her bike?

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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