- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How old are you? 7

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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