- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

The cream, it is coming

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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