Do the roar!

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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