- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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