- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Turkeys are obese

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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