that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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