is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What's up? Your time.

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