- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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