If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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