Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What's stupid a light bulb.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

I have a really funny joke.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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