- Anti Joke

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

every knight i see an owl at window

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools