- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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