- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

I have read the terms and conditions

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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