- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Want to hear a joke? No.

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