- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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