- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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