so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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