- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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