- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did Reed read? A. Read?

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Where's my baby??

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

swag

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Poop.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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