roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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you see theres this guy.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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