Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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