- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Massie is a fatass

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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