- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

^ That's not even funny ^

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

I had a submarine.... once

What's one plus one? two.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Stop. Seriously stop.

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