THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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