- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

You idiot.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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