- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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