- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

And you honored it I see :P

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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