sweating like antoni with a girl

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Obama = ebola

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

The cream, it is coming

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What is your name? My name is Jeff

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