- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Golf.

AIDS

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

I put my baby in a microwave.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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