- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Patriarchy.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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