- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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