i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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