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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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