- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

SHUT UP JP

A Duck walks into a bar.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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