why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

A American seeking into mexico

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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