why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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can you touch your toes? no

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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