- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

what came first the chicken or the chips

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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