- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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