Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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