an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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