Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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