In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

A cat playing laser tag.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Knock Knock? Come in.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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