Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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