A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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