- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

A van drives into a car.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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