- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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