- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

a person who will soon die of beeties

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.