Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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