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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

i dont care if you rate me or not

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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