- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

women's rights.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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