- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

I? Everett

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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