- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

24

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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