You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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