- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

swag

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Chlamydia

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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