- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What did the president do for the people? ...

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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