THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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