Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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