What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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