- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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