- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

You had better thumbs up this post.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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