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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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