Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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