have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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anus

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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