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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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