- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

what is 3+3= 8

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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