- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did Washington say to California? WC

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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