- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Knock, Knock Come in

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

My Nan, that is all.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

knock knock Dave's not here.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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