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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

PENIS lol

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

hi jonny

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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