:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

why did your mum die young because she had canser

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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