- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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