Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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What's just not right? Left

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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