- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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