- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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