- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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