A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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