- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

drugs.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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