What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What is green and slow Grass.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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