- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

a man makes a bad joke

* anti-punchline

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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