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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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