- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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