Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

roses are red violets should be purple

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

an ethopian thanksgiving

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

baloney sandwich

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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