- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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