what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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black people swimming

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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A whole 'nother.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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