- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

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