Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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dat shoe shine tho

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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kk

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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