- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

a person who will soon die of beeties

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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