- Anti Joke

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!