- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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