- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

So this guy was making a sandwich...

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

chinga tue madre Ryan

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Sir, your wife is dead

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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