What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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