roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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