- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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