One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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