Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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12 in general

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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