- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Screw it you write the joke.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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