Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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