the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

I am quite mature.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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