- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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