- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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