- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

I'm sn otter

knock knock who's there? faith

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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