- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

what did one computer say to the other .........

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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