- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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