- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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