How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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dat shoe shine tho

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Niall Horan

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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