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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

A muslim walks out of a plane.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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