- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

WOw you have no life

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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