How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Penis

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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