- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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