roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

knock knock Goodbye

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

i dont fisish anythi

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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