When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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