- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

I enjoy Popcorn

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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