- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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