Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

My Nan, that is all.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

thumb_up thumb_down +21

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

thumb_up thumb_down +21

joe galasso from plainview ny

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

thumb_up thumb_down +21

why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

thumb_up thumb_down +21

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops