- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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