- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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