- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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