- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

quantum physics?

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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