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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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