A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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