What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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dallen loves penis

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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the bible

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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black people swimming

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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dead dibbs

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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