Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Take part of what?

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Anti Joke

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