- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

a black man walks out of popeyes

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Barack Obama

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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