- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Obama lin Baden.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What do you call an amazing person Good

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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