Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Why didn't he finish his

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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