- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

4 hours later.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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