your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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