- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

You know what's funny? Rape

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

what kind of dog can tiptoe

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What's funny? Women's rights.

Matthew Baker

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