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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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