- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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