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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Wait! hundred billions!

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Fat people

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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