- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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