Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Penis

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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