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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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