- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

VITAMIN C!

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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