What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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