- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fat? Jesse Z

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What's your blood type? Red.

salad days!

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Justin Beiber is a good singer

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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