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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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