Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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