How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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YOLO

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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