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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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