- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Roses are red.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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