Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

an ethopian thanksgiving

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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