- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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