- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

The WPGA tour

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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