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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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