- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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