- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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