whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

what are you mike bibby?

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

whats white and sticky? a white stick

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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