What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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