- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

My children are mistakes

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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