- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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