- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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