Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Anti Joke

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