- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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