- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

If life gives you lemonade.

Face Hunter is scum

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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