- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

race-car = rac-ecar

Black people in Camden NJ.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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