What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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