What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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