There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Japan

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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