Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

One, two, three, four and five

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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