- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

what is red white and blue? the french flag

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

i hate non minorities!

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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