- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Womans baksetball...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

A man did not like this site

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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