- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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