- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

i saw amango it splootered

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Knock Knock. Not home.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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