- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

read this sentence again.

What's big and purple? Barney

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

An Asian with a big dick.

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