a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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