Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Balls

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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#Getweird

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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