A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Hi.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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