There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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