A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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