Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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