There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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How's the weather? Good.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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