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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

#Getweird

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What is the name of the car? What

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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