- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Cheese

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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