What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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