- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did the fish fly It didn't

A bar walks into a man

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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