why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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