- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Knock Knock. Come in.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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