If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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