Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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I'm Coming

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Anti Joke

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