- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Asian women drivers...

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??