a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Barack Obama.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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