- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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