- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

a seal walks into a club.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Im taking a shit right now.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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