What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

My children are huge mistakes.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

SHUT UP JP

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

whats polish and black a polish black person

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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