- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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