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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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