- Anti Joke

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Ain't idn't a word.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Asian women drivers...

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.