Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Cancer.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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