Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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