- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

So a seal walks into a club.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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