- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

I love pissing people off :P

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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