Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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