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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

I love pissing people off :P

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Ben Corbishley

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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