- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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