- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

I love pissing people off :P

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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