- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

My three children are three big mistakes.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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