- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Ben Corbishley

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

I love pissing people off :P

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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