Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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