- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

I love pissing people off :P

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??