- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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