why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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