A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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