- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

9/11 my birthday

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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