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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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