- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

josh sucks polish adams dick

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

What is my name? I dont know

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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