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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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