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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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