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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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