Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Knock knock Come in

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Chuck Norris.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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