- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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