- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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