A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Your sex life.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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