- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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