- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

antonio has a penis head.lol

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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