- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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