- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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