- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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