- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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