what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

here's a joke... the american education society

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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