2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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