- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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