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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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