Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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