- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Why didn't he finish his

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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