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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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