Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Gustavo Andrade

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Anti Joke

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