- Anti Joke

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Tunechi

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

outside your comfort zone

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.