He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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