Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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womans having rights.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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