Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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