- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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