Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Obama = ebola

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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