- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

shut up elliot

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Jersey Shore.

knock knock come in !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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