- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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