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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

why dont they make black forks

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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