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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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