Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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