- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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