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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Im about to rewrite History....... History

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

A bar walks into a man

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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