Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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How old are you? 7

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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What is the difference?

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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