- Anti Joke

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE