Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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