How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

America

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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