Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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