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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

So a seal walks into a club.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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