What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

no rasist joks

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Bob Saget that is all

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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