- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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