- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

batman farted so hes retarded

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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