A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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