- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

PENIS lol

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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