yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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