it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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Penis

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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How about that airline food?

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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