- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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