your skull would make a nice pen holder

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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