There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Justin Bieber

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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I was watching Fox news.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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your no better than a cockroach

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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hi mom

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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