Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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