There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Ehh

Feminism.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

you will like this because i am black.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

John Cena for president

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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