- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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