How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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black people swimming

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dallen loves penis

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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the bible

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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