- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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