How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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* anti-punchline

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Sixty... eight

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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