- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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