Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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