why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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