A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

read this sentence again.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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