once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

A house comes around the corner.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Anti Joke

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