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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Obama lin Baden.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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