- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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