jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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