- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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