- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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