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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

the WNBA.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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