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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Male leadership.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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