- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

hers a joke... japanese people

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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