What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Gay rights.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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