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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Robin, get in the car!

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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