A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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