an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

A American seeking into mexico

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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