Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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a man makes a bad joke

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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