- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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