- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

what did one computer say to the other .........

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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