- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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