Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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