dead dibbs

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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hello

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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