Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

why do mexicans get made fun of

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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