-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Cripples are lame.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why are white people white? I don't know

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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