Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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