- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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