How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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