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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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