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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.