There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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learn. advance!

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Anti Joke

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