Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Women's Rights

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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silver bullet?

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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