a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Robin, get in the car, please.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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