If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

why did katy fall off her bike?

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Neither did she.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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