- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

knock knock Goodbye

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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