- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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