- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

one stop shop

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

I like that, but why am I happy?

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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