A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Anti Joke

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