knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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autistic kids rock

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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