- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Matthew Baker

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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