how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

So a horse walks into a barn.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

mexicans fishing

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Seriosly. too much sex again?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops