A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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women's rights

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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I'm Polish.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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wenis

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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