- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Your Mom.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

were at work systems r down

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What's brown an sticky Shit

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