Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

where's mom I killed her

I woke up today

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Actually it was me Josh brown

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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