- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

what do you call a black chef glendon

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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