u know whats a crime? rape

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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