- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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