- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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