- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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