- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

how do you win a game try your best

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

HELLO EVERYONE

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

An Asian with a big dick.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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