How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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