- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What's funny? Women's rights.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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