Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What's worse than this That :(

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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