Get on the boat.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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