- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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