- Anti Joke

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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