- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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