- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Kameron Brown is gay.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

the power to turn magnetism into light

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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