What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

whats green and slimy? green slim

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Sloths

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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