- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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