I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

I'm Coming

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

One, two, three, four and five

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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