- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

why did katy fall off her bike?

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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