- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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