Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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