- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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