- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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