- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

my egg roll

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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