- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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