- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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