Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

A Duck walks into a bar.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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