- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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