- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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