- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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