- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

what came first the chicken or the chips

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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