- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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