Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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