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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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