- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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