- Anti Joke

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.