- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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