What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Yanter, Look it up

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

The holocaust

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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