- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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