what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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your so fat. your fat!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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the bible

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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hello

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Anti Joke

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