- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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