- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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