An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

white or wheat? wheat please.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

what is the world worst joke? this one

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Dumb

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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