What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

hers a joke... japanese people

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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