- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

the NAACP

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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