- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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