- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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