- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Where's my tractor?

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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