Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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