- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

a man was shot.... he died

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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