A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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A American seeking into mexico

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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