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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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