WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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This is a joke.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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