- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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