Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

im gay

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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