The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Mahmy

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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