What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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no.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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