What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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