Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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lewis=cardiac

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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one of the idiot

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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