how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Fat people

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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