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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

whats gay and american? a gay american

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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