How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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dat shoe shine tho

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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