Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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