- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Gay rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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