How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

John lazzaro likes dick

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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