- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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