The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Knock knock.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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