A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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