- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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