- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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