Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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