Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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watch me nae nae

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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