Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Chlamydia

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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