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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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