- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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