You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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how man

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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