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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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