- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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