- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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