- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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