How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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