Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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A fat guy!

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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