Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Christ is a conspiracy

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

whats green and lives in the water

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

No it doesnt..

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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