What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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