Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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