- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

why was the cat black it was a black cat

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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