Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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I'm Polish.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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