roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

roses are red violets should be purple

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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