- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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