why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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