- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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