- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

G:nock nock B:come in!

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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