- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

matt is fat

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

America

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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