How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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