- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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