Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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how do you win a game try your best

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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