- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

i have two hands.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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