- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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