- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

You tell me. I have amnesia.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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