- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

the WNBA.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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