- Anti Joke

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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