Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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baloney sandwich

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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