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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Potassium? K.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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