- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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