Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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