- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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