Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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