- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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