What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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