- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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