were you expecting a joke

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Anti Joke

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