- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Beka has AIDS

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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