A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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