whats 7+4? 74

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Knock knock Go away

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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