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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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