- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

A blind man walks into a library.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

what do you call a black chef glendon

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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