Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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