Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

The Big Band Theory

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

why did the blue berry cross the road

G:nock nock B:come in!

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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