- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Death by kayak

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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