Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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i dont fisish anythi

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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