- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Knock Knock. Doors open

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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