George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

united we sit, cause we're fat

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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