Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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