What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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