- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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