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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

A guy walks into a bar

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Long joke Your such a downey

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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