- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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