- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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