- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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