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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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