What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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