Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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PENIS lol

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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