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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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