So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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