Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Ben Corbishley

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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hi

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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your mum

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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The Big Band Theory

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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