- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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