- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Jack Stevens

What is the difference?

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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