- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

kieran is a homosexual

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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