what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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