- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals