Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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You bumder!

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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