- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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