What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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