My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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