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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

A fat guy!

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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