- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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