- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

A miserable man committed suicide.

Where's my baby??

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

ask me if i am a tree. no.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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