A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Black people stink of shite!

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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