What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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