Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Anti Joke

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