- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Do the roar!

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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