whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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