- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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