What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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