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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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