why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

the economy.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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