what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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