Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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