- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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