- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

So these two girls have a cup .

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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