Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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