- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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