Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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were at work systems r down

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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