- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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