- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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