- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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