- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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