Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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