What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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