Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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womans rights...

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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baloney sandwich

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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