- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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