- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What is 9+10? 19

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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