- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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