Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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