What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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