Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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