Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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