- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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