- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

what is 3+3= 8

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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