- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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