- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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