- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

A Duck walks into a bar.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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