- Anti Joke

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.