- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Small Penis.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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