i'm an inbred jew - Barras

I wrote a funny joke.

A house comes around the corner.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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