- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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