- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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