What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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