- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

A seal walks into a club.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Paper or plastic? Yes...

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