Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

girls basketball

The FCC

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Balls

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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