- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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