A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

what's funny about war? nothing!

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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