A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

My dog barks when someones at the door.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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