Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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How old are you? 7

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Anti Joke

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