- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

The chickens have become self-aware!

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

I wrote a funny joke.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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