why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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penisvaginaorgasm

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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gay pom...

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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