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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

guess what what ...

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Male leadership.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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