- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

No soup for you!

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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