Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Whose your daddy? Not me

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

WOw you have no life

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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