- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

womens rights.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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