why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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