I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Dumb

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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