- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Patriarchy.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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