Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Kevin and Ramin

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

jews

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Your Mom

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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