- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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