Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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