- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

THe Election

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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