- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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