What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Cripples are lame.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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