- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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