I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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