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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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