- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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