Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Women outside of the kitchen.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Eric is gay Ha

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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