- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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