- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

taking out the trash... at night

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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