what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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