Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

You had better thumbs up this post.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Obama lin Baden.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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