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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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