- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

men's rights activists

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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