- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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