- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Knock Knock.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Bitch

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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