- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Cripples are lame.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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