- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

What do we call Osama? Osama

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

learn. advance!

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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