What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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robin, get in the car.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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