- Anti Joke

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.