whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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