- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

A baby seal walks into a club.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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