- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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