- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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