- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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