A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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