What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Anti Joke

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