an emo girl walked into a white room

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Why? Why not?

An Irishman walked out of a bar

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Racial Equality

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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