- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Beka has AIDS

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

why did the zebra cross the road?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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