How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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The Colts this year.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Anti Joke

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