- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

black chicken. kfc

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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