it was all Tagart

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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