what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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