- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

I'm rick james bitch

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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