- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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