- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

A pope meets another one

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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