A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Anti Joke

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