- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Wanna hear a joke? no

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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