- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Chuck Norris.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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