How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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