Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Anti Joke

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