Please don't shoot me

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Hi.

Knock knock, COME IN!

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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