- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

knock knock who's there? faith

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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