- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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