How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Barack Obama is a good president.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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