- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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