Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Anti Joke

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