what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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PIED NINNY!

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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