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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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