- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

A guy walks into a bar

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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