- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Andoni was here

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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