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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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