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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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