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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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