Your big dick.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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GOODBYE

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Anti Joke

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