- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

I have read the terms and conditions

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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