Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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