- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What is better than tissues? Correct!

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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