Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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