- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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