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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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