friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

FUCK YOU

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

good looking women

eoin burgin is fat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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