- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Justin with a hat.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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