- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

read this sentence again.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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