- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What's the new green? Green

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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