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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Happy Monday!

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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