One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Women's rights.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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