what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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