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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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