Manchester City

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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