- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What's big and purple? Barney

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

You are joking right?

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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