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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

A dog was barking at a tree

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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