- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What if I told you.....potatoe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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