- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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