- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

-knock knock! -doors open

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

A car walks into a bar.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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