- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Daniel is a fag

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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