- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

antonis sister is mighty fine

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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