- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Guess what? I like trains.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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