What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Black people stink of shite!

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

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