I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Anti Joke

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