- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

why do mexicans get made fun of

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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