- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

This is my favorite antijoke.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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