- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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