- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

su algato es en fuego

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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