- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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