- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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