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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

The chickens have become self-aware!

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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