What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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