- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why is the ground wet It rained

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