- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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