- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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