What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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stinky boner

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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