- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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