Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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