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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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