- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What's funny? Women's rights.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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