Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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