- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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