- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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