- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

A: Knock Knock B: 7

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

My children are mistakes

Take wrong turns

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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