what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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guess what what ...

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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