- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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