- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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