Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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