- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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