- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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