- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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