- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Long joke Your such a downey

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

A sober Irish individual.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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