- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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