What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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