- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

your face

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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