a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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Anti Joke

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