- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

whats white jizz

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

your mom was so fat that she died.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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