- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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