What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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