How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Anti Joke

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