- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

hers a joke... japanese people

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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