- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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