How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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A pope meets another one

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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