- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

An Irishman walked out of a bar

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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