Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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this website is a bad joke

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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your face

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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