- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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