Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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