- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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