Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Ily bae

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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