- Anti Joke

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What is your name? My name is Jeff

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

sweating like antoni with a girl

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Neither did she.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

SHUT UP JP

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

kennah campion when she talks

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

The cream, it is coming

What is your name? My name is Jeff

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

sweating like antoni with a girl

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Neither did she.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

SHUT UP JP

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

kennah campion when she talks

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

The cream, it is coming

What is your name? My name is Jeff

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!