- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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