- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what do you call a black chef glendon

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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