- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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