- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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