Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Your sex life.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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