- Anti Joke

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Death by kayak

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm