I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Jersey Shore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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knock knock come in !

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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