Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

pobody's nerfect

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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