What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Killing your friend as a joke.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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