- Anti Joke

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

4 hours later.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention