- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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