- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Anti Jokes = Drained

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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