What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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