Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I love alchohol!

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

class is canceled. My professor died.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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