- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

How old are you? 7

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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