Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Massie is a fatass

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Anti Joke

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