Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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How high is the sky? True or False

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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anti jokes are really funny

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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