- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

think twice or at least think

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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