why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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Ily bae

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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