Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

The Blonde walked into a wall.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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