- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

4 hours later.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

No it doesnt..

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

knock knock who's there? your destiny

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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