Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What has two legs? Half a cat

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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