what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

how do you win a game try your best

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Take part of what?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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