yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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