What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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A man walks into a bar.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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A scottish man having fun

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Dallas Cowboys

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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