Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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