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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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I like your hair

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A joke

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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George W. Bush

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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You.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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