How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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BIG PENIS

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Ruller

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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