- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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