Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Ruller

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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