Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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ASSCHEEKS

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That's unfortunate.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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youre gay

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I can't see my forehead

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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