The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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A joke

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A scottish man having fun

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Women's rights

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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I Love Hitler.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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