What's in there? Get outta there...

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

A man sat down Then he stood up

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

Liars go to hell! -God

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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