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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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