A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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An antijoke

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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