What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

A man walks into a bar.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

who just made fun of katie matt

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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