Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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A black man killed someone

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What what In the butt

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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to see a bad joke look above

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Ruller

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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