What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Well, this is fun.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Women's rights

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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George W. Bush

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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The Bible

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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