A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

your moms so fat she has kankles

What what In the butt

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

I like your hair

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Jews for Jesus

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Anti Joke

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