- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ruller

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

women's rights

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

chuck norris is a little b|tch

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

What's in there? Get outta there...

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