Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Global Warming.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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You.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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I love you.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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wat?

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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P0P T4Rt

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Hair

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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