An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

A scottish man having fun

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Women's rights

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

I Love Hitler.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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