A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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