- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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