Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

A black man killed someone

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Wanna hear a joke? No.

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Knock Knock Come in!

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What what In the butt

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

your moms so fat she has kankles

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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