- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

I like jokes.

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

A fat man on a moped

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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