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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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cc

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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What what In the butt

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Kenny G

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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A joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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