what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Winking at old people

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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hi im paul!

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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You're on fire.

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