NEVER

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

A man walks into a bar.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

A joke

Dani Barton = Stupid

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Global Warming.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

You.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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