- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

So a seal walks into a club...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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