What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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An antijoke

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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