Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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George W. Bush

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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