While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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I can't see my forehead

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Ben is gay

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