A man walks into a bar.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Asians...

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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A joke

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Global Warming.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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You.

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Anti Joke

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