what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Womens Sports

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man sat down Then he stood up

thumb_up thumb_down -5

chuck norris is a little b|tch

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

thumb_up thumb_down -9

dildo

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

87

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

ASSCHEEKS

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops