Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Chuck Norris died.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Knock Knock Come in.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

France never surrender.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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